FBI: Fat, Bald and Intoxicated


FBI: Fat, Bald, and Intoxicated.  Sound like anyone you know?

Give the bald dude a nifty shirt and remind him – Don’t Drink and Drive!



Made from 100 percent pre-shrunk cotton for your comfort, worry-free, these t-shirts are one of our most popular products, and are regularly in stock. Featuring double needle-stitching and a seamless collar, these tees are routinely used for promotional events, team activities, and fundraisers.

They are also ideal for sports and outdoor labor such as lawn care and pool management due to the moisture management and moisture wicking technology, which means low absorbency and quick evaporation for you. That means you don’t have to worry about sweat stains at this year’s company tug-O-war!

As for the fashion-minded, the G200 sports a fashionable crew neckline and is tapered shoulder-to-shoulder for a form-fitting look. Available in a wide variety of sizes, and almost any color your occasion requires, the Gildan G200 tee is great for almost any occasion!

Additional information

Weight 1 lbs

S, M, L, XL, XXL


Black, Charcoal, Cherry Red, Dark Chocolate, Dark Heather, Indigo Blue, Kiwi, Maroon, Natural, Navy, Orchid, Sport Grey (Heather), Texas Orange, Vegas Gold, White


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